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The Detroit Lions have agreed to a deal with guard T.J. Lang, another significant move to bolster their offensive line in a busy offseason.
The Lions announced the moves Saturday and didn't disclose contract terms.
The Detroit Lions have signed offensive tackle Ricky Wagner, defensive tackle Akeem Spence and defensive end Cornelius Washington.
The Detroit Lions announced today that they have signed unrestricted free agent T Rick Wagner.
Making a move early Friday morning the Lions added another player to their defense.
The 6-foot-6, 305-pound Reiff began his pro career as a left tackle and moved to right tackle last year after the Lions drafted Taylor Decker in the first round.
The Detroit Lions announced today that they have re-signed DT Khyri Thornton.
Detroit might be poised to have a 1,000 yard rusher in their backfield if you believe they actually have a shot at All-Pro running back Adrian Peterson.
he Detroit Lions announced today that they have tendered the following exclusive rights free agents: DE Brandon Copeland, DE Kerry Hyder and WR TJ Jones.
General Manager John Lynch on Saturday lauded Kerley as a "true pro."
The guys over at Football Outsiders (via ESPN Insider) say the Lions can make a splash if they sign a certain free agent defender.
The Detroit Lions announced today that they have signed free agent T Pierce Burton. Contract terms were not disclosed.
The Detroit Lions announced today that they have hired George Godsey as Defensive Assistant-Special Projects.
The NFL analysts posted a piece (by way of ESPN Insider) on Friday breaking down the free agent needs of every team, focusing on who each team's top target should be.
Winning is important. But at what cost?
The Detroit Lions announced today that they have signed free agent S Rolan Milligan. Contract terms were not disclosed.
The Detroit Lions are hosting the fifth annual Taste of the Lions at Ford Field on Wednesday, May 17.
Former Detroit Lions Tight End Brandon Pettigrew is in the news for all the wrong reasons.
"If @KeyAndPeele make a comeback so will I @Lions #DetroitLegends," Sanders tweeted from Houston on Saturday.
In a letter to season ticket holders on Thursday, Lions team president Rod Wood announced that Ford Field will soon be getting an upgrade to its videoboards, sound system and overall gameday experience.
Do you see any way that Calvin Johnson would ever come out of retirement?
Does that mean that there won't be black on the Lions uniforms anymore?
Prater watched Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker knock down an incredible 75-yard field goal, so he naturally tried to one-up him.
He replaces Atlanta Falcons K Matt Bryant, who is unable to participate due to the Falcons' advancing to Super Bowl LI.
An Ecorse Public Schools student was expelled on Monday after officials said authorities found a firearm in the student's backpack.
Moritz Seider had a goal and two assists, and the Detroit Red Wings snapped a four-game losing streak by holding off the Boston Bruins for a 5-4 victory.
A new filing on Monday gave the owners until Thursday to pay, giving residents a little more time.
A former Rochester Hills, Michigan, doctor who was facing 31 charges of sexual misconduct was sentenced to 35 to 60 years in prison, according to the Oakland County Prosecutor's Office.
Women who have a doula are 47% less likely to have a cesarean delivery and a 29% lower chance of having a preterm delivery, according to a study published in the National Library of Medicine.
Authorities charged a woman and her husband with murder Tuesday in the death of her pregnant biological daughter, whose body was found in a Michigan forest three weeks after she disappeared.
A recount of ballots in the Hamtramck mayoral election once again affirms that Adam Alharbi was the winner over City Councilman Muhith Mahmood.
An Ecorse Public Schools student was expelled on Monday after officials said authorities found a firearm in the student's backpack.
Moritz Seider had a goal and two assists, and the Detroit Red Wings snapped a four-game losing streak by holding off the Boston Bruins for a 5-4 victory.
A new filing on Monday gave the owners until Thursday to pay, giving residents a little more time.
Slower adoption of electric vehicles was cited as the reason for pending layoffs at GM's Factory Zero.
Yanfeng will close its Romulus production facility, located at 9800 Inkster Road.
In Metro Detroit, drivers are paying about $3.06 per gallon, which is 1 cent more than last week but 3 cents less than at the same time a year ago.
Most of the intersections and roundabouts that made the 2024 list are in Southeast Michigan.
Avancez said a change in customer orders will result in layoffs during December at its Hazel Park location.
Stoppard was often hailed as the greatest British playwright of his generation.
More than 75 dazzling displays lined up to march down Woodward Avenue, led by Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan, who served as grand marshal for the parade.
The culinary team at Ford Field has planned a special menu for Thursday's game when the Detroit Lions host the Green Bay Packers.
Downtown Rochester, Michigan, is now fully into the holiday spirit as it held its annual Big, Bright Light Show and Lagniappe celebration Monday evening.
America's Thanksgiving Parade takes place on Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 27, in downtown Detroit.
Moritz Seider had a goal and two assists, and the Detroit Red Wings snapped a four-game losing streak by holding off the Boston Bruins for a 5-4 victory.
Women who have a doula are 47% less likely to have a cesarean delivery and a 29% lower chance of having a preterm delivery, according to a study published in the National Library of Medicine.
Authorities charged a woman and her husband with murder Tuesday in the death of her pregnant biological daughter, whose body was found in a Michigan forest three weeks after she disappeared.
The Trump administration is considering expanding its travel ban to around 30 countries in the wake of the shooting of two National Guard soldiers.
Michael and Susan Dell said they will spend $6.25 billion to fund Invest America accounts for U.S. children.
Women who have a doula are 47% less likely to have a cesarean delivery and a 29% lower chance of having a preterm delivery, according to a study published in the National Library of Medicine.
Consumers with the imported pans should throw them away due to the severe health risks posed by lead, the agency warns.
A former Michigan pharmacist will spend nearly four years in prison in connection with a $4 million Medicare fraud scheme at a pharmacy he owned.
ByHeart said it can't rule out that all of its baby formula across all product lots could be contaminated, citing recent test results.
Commonly called the "stomach flu," norovirus is a contagious infection that can cause inflammation of the stomach.
Moritz Seider had a goal and two assists, and the Detroit Red Wings snapped a four-game losing streak by holding off the Boston Bruins for a 5-4 victory.
Michigan State University has announced a philanthropic campaign intended to support its student-athletes and the college athletic experience.
Cade Cunningham scored eight of his 18 points in the final 3:21, and the Detroit Pistons rallied to beat the Atlanta Hawks 99-98.
Fitzgerald, 50, replaces Jonathan Smith, who was fired by the university Sunday after less than two years in East Lansing.
Michigan State plans to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald to lead its football program, a person familiar with the situation told the Associated Press.
This week on Michigan Matters, Carol Cain speaks with retail owners and entrepreneurs ahead of the holiday season.
Hundreds of thousands will line up along Woodward Avenue for America's Thanksgiving Parade in Detroit.
This week's roundtable discusses the economic outlook as the critical fourth quarter of 2025 plays out.
Detroit City Council President Mary Sheffield was overwhelmingly elected as mayor.
Eric Poe, CEO of CURE Auto Insurance, a New Jersey–based car insurer that entered the Michigan market four years ago and now has over 100,000 customers here, appears on Michigan Matters to discuss insurance rates.
An Ecorse Public Schools student was expelled on Monday after officials said authorities found a firearm in the student's backpack.
A former Rochester Hills, Michigan, doctor who was facing 31 charges of sexual misconduct was sentenced to 35 to 60 years in prison, according to the Oakland County Prosecutor's Office.
Oakland University says it will make several courses remote or hybrid this week as the college is awaiting repairs on its hot water system to be completed.
The preliminary hearing in the deadly Michigan hyperbaric chamber explosion continued on Tuesday with a detective from the Troy Police Department testifying.
On Friday, management for Leland House, a downtown Detroit apartment building, told residents that they have to vacate their homes due to an impending utility shutoff. A new filing on Monday gave the owners until Thursday to pay, giving residents a little more time.